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This week in DC Comedy
Some highlights from District Comedians this week: Black Cat has worst date ever stories, The Pinch has V-day punchlines, and Busboys and Poets has comedy for singles.
Happy Hour Comedy Monday starts at 5pm at People Lounge DC.
Busboys and Poets Takoma hosts the Smash! Storytelling Show tonight at 6:30pm. ($5)
Your fave anti-Monday show, The Comedy Shuffle, is at Bier Baron Tavern at 8pm.
The Super Spectacular Chicken Roast is happening at Drafthouse at 6:45pm.
The Pinch Hitters Comedy Showcase is happening tonight at The Pinch at 7:30pm.
Harold Night features four WIT Harold teams at 8pm and 9pm every Tuesday at Source.
High Frequency Humor hosts a Stand-Up Comedy Night at Big Bear at 8pm. ($8)
12twelve Lounge turns into the Tuesday Night Comedy Lounge every Tuesday at 8pm. ($5)
Phil & a Mic showcases local stand-ups every Tuesday at DC Comedy Loft at 8:30pm.
Check out local comedians at The Pinch‘s stand-up open mic every Tuesday at 8:45pm.
Story District has stories about people’s Worst Dates Ever tonight at Black Cat at 9:45pm. ($20)
Stacey Axler’s newest comedy show, Comedy is Calling, is up at Sudhouse tonight at 6:30pm.
Habana Village hosts an open mic every Wednesday at 7:30pm.
LIT hosts some V-day improv tonight as part of their i heart improv showcase at The Fridge at 8pm. ($12)
DC Comedy Loft hosts an open mic tonight at 8pm.
Underground Comedy’s weekly showcases at Rí Rá Irish Pub and The Big Hunt happen every Wednesday at 8pm.
U Don’t Kno Jack happens every Wednesday at Town Tavern at 8pm.
Cabin Comedy hosts After Party Comedy at Saint Arnold’s on Jefferson every Wednesday at 10pm.
Happy Hour Comedy happens every Thursday at Cafe Saint-Ex at 6pm.
Cabin Comedy hosts Comedy in the Abbey every Thursday at St. Arnold’s Cleveland Park at 7pm.
Hear some Punchlines on Valentines at The Pinch at 7:30pm. ($5)
Busboys and Poets Takoma hosts a Sweet & Sour Valentine’s Day Comedy Show tonight at 7:30pm. ($16–$25)
Catch a live recording of Stand Up Science at DC Comedy Loft at 7:30pm. ($17)
Christian Finnegan records an album at DC Improv tonight at 7:30pm and 9:45pm. ($25)
See HumansTellingJokes at CRISP tonight at 8pm. ($5)
Head to The Airedale for your weekly dose of Thursday Night Therapy at 8pm.
Adams Morgan Comedy Night is every Thursday at 8pm at Town Tavern.
Underground Comedy hosts a weekly local stand-up showcases every Thursday at Reliable Tavern and The Big Hunt at 8pm.
Head to Busboys and Poets for singles variety show Table for One at 9pm. ($10–$35)
If you’re into comedy and music, head to RIOT ACT at Songbyrd at 9pm.
Chef Obi Live is a music and comedy show happening at Club Elevate at 5pm. ($30–$500)
Megan Gailey headlines at Drafthouse tonight at 7pm and 9pm. ($20)
Improv at Dojo features some of DC’s top improv groups every Friday at 7:30pm and 9pm and 11:55pm. ($10)
Jessica Kirson headlines at DC Improv tonight at 7:30pm and 9:45pm. ($20)
Head to Colony Club at 8pm for Big Duo Night.
See more of DC’s top improv groups at Unified Scene at 8pm. ($12)
Habana Village Comedy Night is tonight at 8pm.
General Shaw’s Chicken Comedy Showcase is at Shaw’s Tavern tonight at 8pm. ($10)
See the DC Comedy Showcase tonight at Club Heaven and Hell at 8pm and 9:15pm. ($5–$15)
Underground Comedy presents DC’s Best Showcase at The Big Hunt tonight at 8pm and 9:45pm. ($20)
Capital Comedy Festival is at DAR Constitution Hall tonight at 8pm. ($52–$125)
Shane Mauss headlines at DC Comedy Loft tonight at 8pm. ($17)
Benji Aflalo headlines in the DC Improv lounge tonight at 8pm and 10pm. ($18)
If you had a bad Valentines Day, commiserate with your peers at Mortified DC: Doomed Valentines at Black Cat at 8:30pm. ($17)
Midnight Gardeners League putting on The Day Show (at night) at DC Comedy Loft at 9:30pm.
Calvin Butler hosts LOVE HANGOVER at Exhale at 10pm. ($10)
Improvised murder mystery show Who Did It? is back at Dojo tonight at 10:30pm. ($10)
Weekly open-mic, Attack of the Comics, is at Drafthouse at 10:45pm.
Capital Laughs hosts The Booty Call, a late-night open mic, at DC Comedy Loft at 11:30pm.
Underground Comedy hosts a free late-night stand-up showcase every Friday at The Big Hunt at 11:30pm.
Comedy Walks combines comedy with outside today at 2pm. ($20)
Bottomless Laughs are on tap at The Ugly Mug today at 3pm.
The Character Show features your favorite comedic performers doing original character monologues at Dojo tonight at 6pm. ($10)
Megan Gailey headlines at Drafthouse tonight at 7pm and 9pm. ($20)
Jessica Kirson headlines at DC Improv tonight at 7pm and 9:30pm. ($20)
Improv at Dojo features some of DC’s top improv groups every Saturday at 7:30pm and 9pm. ($10)
Tenley Bar & Grill hosts stand-up event Better Than Tinder at 7:30pm. ($8)
Shane Mauss headlines at DC Comedy Loft tonight at 7:30pm and 9:45pm. ($17)
Benji Aflalo headlines in the DC Improv lounge tonight at 7:30pm and 9:45pm. ($20)
Improv at Unified Scene is movie-focused tonight. Get your film fix tonight at 8pm. ($12)
Black Cat hosts a Valentines Weekend Special at 8pm. ($15)
See the DC Comedy Showcase tonight at Club Heaven and Hell at 8pm and 9:15pm. ($5–$15)
Underground Comedy presents DC’s Best Showcase at The Big Hunt tonight at 8pm and 9:45pm. ($20)
Three Guys On hosts their weekly comedy showcase at Drafthouse at 10:45pm.
Underground Comedy hosts a free late-night stand-up showcase every Saturday at The Big Hunt at 11:30pm.
Comedy Walks combines comedy with outside today at 2pm. ($20)
Capital Laughs’ SEx at 6 stand-up showcase happens every Sunday at 6pm at Cafe Saint-Ex.
Sotto hosts the Comedy Classics showcase tonight at 7pm.
Short-form improv troupe Porkchop Volcano is at DC Improv tonight at 7pm. ($12)
Comedy-Ish Productions presents Chocolate City Comedy Series at 7pm. ($20)
Jessica Kirson headlines at DC Improv tonight at 7pm. ($17)
Comedic Pursuits’ own show, Quality Time, is happening tonight at Reliable Tavern at 7:30pm. All proceeds will be donated to Casa Ruby. ($5)
Underground Comedy hosts their weekly showcase at Wonderland Ballroom at 8pm.
Tom Segura is at the Warner Theater tonight at 10pm. ($38–$48)
Get your laughs in!
Warm your heart with DC comedy comedy this week.
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