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This week in DC Comedy
Some highlights from District Comedians this week: XX+ Crostino has silly hysterics, Solid State Books has silly readings, and Dojo has silly magic shenanigans.
Your fave anti-Monday show, The Comedy Shuffle, is at Bier Baron Tavern at 8pm.
The Pinch Hitters Comedy Showcase is tonight at The Pinch at 7:30pm. ($5)
The Comedy Block presents Pass the Mic on Tuesday nights at 7:30pm at DC Comedy Loft.
Harold Night features four WIT Harold teams at 8pm and 9pm every Tuesday at Source.
12twelve Lounge turns into the Tuesday Night Comedy Lounge every Tuesday at 8pm. ($5)
See Humans Telling Jokes at Solly’s Tavern at 8pm.
Phil & a Mic showcases local stand-ups every Tuesday at DC Comedy Loft at 8:30pm.
Check out local comedians at The Pinch‘s stand-up open mic every Tuesday at 8:45pm.
This month’s Jokes That Give Back gives back to City Dogs Rescue and City Kitties tonight at Drafthouse at 7pm. ($10)
Habana Village hosts an open mic every Wednesday at 7:30pm.
Busboys and Poets Brookland presents Jynx Comedy Night at 8pm. ($10)
LIT’s House Comics Show is tonight at DCAC at 8pm. ($12)
Underground Comedy’s weekly showcases at Rí Rá Irish Pub and The Big Hunt happen every Wednesday at 8pm.
U Don’t Kno Jack happens every Wednesday at Town Tavern at 8pm.
Cabin Comedy hosts After Party Comedy at Saint Arnold’s on Jefferson every Wednesday at 10pm.
Alba Osteria hosts a DC Comedy Showcase tonight at 5:30pm. ($15)
Happy Hour Comedy happens every Thursday at Cafe Saint-Ex at 6pm.
Cabin Comedy hosts Comedy in the Abbey every Thursday at St. Arnold’s Cleveland Park at 7pm.
Kyle Dunnigan headlines at Drafthouse at 7pm. ($25)
If you weren’t done with Valentine’s Day yet, DC Comedy Loft is hosting My Funny Valentine tonight at 7:30pm. ($5)
Almost Ladies Night is at DC Comedy Loft tonight at 7:30pm. ($15)
Ali Siddiq headlines at DC Improv tonight at 7:30pm. ($20)
If you’re in need of some Thursday Night Therapy, head to The Airedale at 8pm. ($3.18)
Head to Moreland’s Tavern for a Definitely Real Comedy Showcase at 8pm.
Adams Morgan Comedy Night is every Thursday at 8pm at Town Tavern.
Underground Comedy hosts a weekly local stand-up showcases every Thursday at Reliable Tavern and The Big Hunt at 8pm.
Greg Stone headlines at DC Comedy Loft tonight at 8pm. ($18)
Franqi French hosts Broadway tonight at Drafthouse at 8:45pm. ($5)
If surprises are your thing, check out Don’t Tell Washington DC at a secret location in NoMa at 6pm. ($20)
Kyle Dunnigan headlines at Drafthouse at 7pm and 9pm. ($25)
Improv at Dojo features some of DC’s top improv groups every Friday at 7:30pm, 9pm, and 10:30pm. ($10)
The Dew Drop Laugh Inn is tonight at 7:30pm. ($10)
Ralph Harris headlines at DC Comedy Loft tonight at 7:30pm and 9:45pm. ($15–$20)
Ali Siddiq headlines at DC Improv tonight at 7:30pm and 9:45pm. ($20)
Improv at Unified Scene features more of DC’s top improv groups tonight at 8pm. ($12)
XX+ Crostino hosts Hysterixxx Comedy Night at 8pm. ($5)
Head to Solid State Books for comedic readings and stand-up at Becoming: The Comedy Show at 8pm. ($5)
Habana Village Comedy Night happens every Friday at 8pm.
See the DC Comedy Showcase tonight at Club Heaven and Hell at 8pm and 9:15pm. ($5–$15)
DC Comedy Loft is the battleground for the DMV Comedy Wars at 8pm. ($10)
Sheng Wang headlines at The Big Hunt tonight at 8pm and 9:45pm. ($20)
Bob Nelson headlines at DC Comedy Loft tonight at 8pm. ($20)
Schitt’s Creek gets Up Close and Personal tonight at DAR Constitution Hall at 8pm. ($45–$100)
If you’re in the mood to celbrate, head to the Punkhouse Birthday Comedy Show at Songbyrd at 8:30pm.
Reese Waters hosts Say What?! at the Kennedy Center at 9pm. ($20–$35)
DC Improv hosts the DMV Comedy Showcase tonight at 9:45pm. ($17)
Weekly open-mic, Attack of the Comics, is at Drafthouse at 10:45pm.
Capital Laughs hosts The Booty Call, a late-night open mic, at DC Comedy Loft at 11:30pm.
Underground Comedy hosts a free late-night stand-up showcase every Friday at The Big Hunt at 11:30pm.
Stacey Axler’s one-woman show, Overwhelmed, is happening at Dojo at 11:55pm. ($10)
Comedy Walks combines comedy with outside today at 2pm. ($20)
Get your fill of humor at Bottomless Laughs at The Ugly Mug at 3pm.
LIT hosts Improv Wars this afternoon at DCAC at 3pm. ($12)
The Improvised World of Harry Potter is back at Dojo tonight at 6pm. ($10)
Kyle Dunnigan headlines at Drafthouse at 7pm and 9pm. ($25)
Ali Siddiq headlines at DC Improv tonight at 7pm and 9:30pm. ($22)
Dane Cook‘s Tell It Like It Is Tour comes to DC tonight at DAR Constitution Hall at 7pm. ($37.50–$67.50)
Couch Money celebrates their beginnings with a special Anniversary Show tonight at Dojo at 7:30pm. ($10)
The National Synagogue plays host to Kosher Komedy tonight at 7:30pm. ($15)
ComedySportz is at DC Improv with a family-friendly show at 7:30pm and a blue show at 9:45pm. ($15)
Ralph Harris headlines at DC Comedy Loft tonight at 7:30pm and 9:45pm. ($15–$20)
Improv at Unified Scene features some of DC’s top improv groups tonight at 8pm. ($12)
LIT puts on its i heart improv show tonight at DCAC at 8pm. ($12)
See the DC Comedy Showcase tonight at Club Heaven and Hell at 8pm and 9:15pm. ($5–$15)
Stand-Up Studios hosts at Comedy Showcase at 8pm. ($12)
Sheng Wang headlines at The Big Hunt tonight at 8pm and 9:45pm. ($20)
Bob Nelson headlines at DC Comedy Loft tonight at 8pm and 10pm. ($20)
Improv at Dojo features more of DC’s top improv groups every Saturday at 9pm. ($10)
Duo Block-o puts your favorite DC duos together tonight at Dojo at 10:30pm. ($10)
Three Guys On hosts their weekly comedy showcase at Drafthouse at 10:45pm.
Underground Comedy hosts a free late-night stand-up showcase every Saturday at The Big Hunt at 11:30pm.
LadyBits, a show by women for people with a sense of humor, is onstage at Dojo at 11:55pm. ($10)
Comedy Walks combines comedy with outside today at 2pm. ($20)
Capital Laughs’ SEx at 6 stand-up showcase happens every Sunday at 6pm at Cafe Saint-Ex.
Sotto hosts the Comedy Classics showcase at 7pm.
The theme of this month’s Make Up Party at DC Improv is crime. Come see which comedian does crime best at 7pm. ($5)
Ali Siddiq headlines at DC Improv tonight at 7:30pm. ($20)
Underground Comedy hosts their weekly showcase at Wonderland Ballroom at 8pm.
Get your laughs in!
Cure your winter illnesses with DC comedy.
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