DC Comedy Lineup: April 1–April 7

This week’s DC Comedy Lineup is brought to you by cherry blossoms and springtime.

This week in DC Comedy

Some highlights from District Comedians this week: LGBTQ AF has an all-queer lineup, The Pinch has punchlines, and Colony Club has big duos.

Smith Commons hosts Live in the Loft every Monday at 8pm.

Definitely Real Comedy hosts Humans Telling Jokes at Moreland’s Tavern at 8pm.

Your fave anti-Monday show, The Comedy Shuffle, is at Bier Baron Tavern at 8pm.

The Penthouse Basements Improv Showcase is tonight at The Pinch at 7pm.

Head to Desperado’s for the HOT BEEF Showcase at 7pm. ($5)

Busboys and Poets presents Comedy Night in Takoma at 7pm. ($10)

Benito Skinner performs his show Overcompensating at DC Improv at 7:30pm. ($25)

Get your chance at 15 minutes of fame (even if you’re not performing) at LGBTQ AF at Colony Club at 8pm. This month’s show will be filmed by WETA.

Harold Night features four WIT Harold teams at 8pm and 9pm every Tuesday at Source.

Union Stage has Jokes on Tap tonight at 8pm.

12twelve Lounge turns into the Tuesday Night Comedy Lounge every Tuesday at 8pm. ($5)

See Humans Telling Jokes at Solly’s at 8pm.

Get your fill of Punchlines at The Pinch tonight at 8:30pm.

Phil & a Mic showcases local stand-ups every Tuesday at DC Comedy Loft at 8:30pm.

Check out local comedians at The Pinch‘s stand-up open mic every Tuesday at 8:45pm.

Lafayette Wright headlines at Drafthouse at 7pm. ($5)

WIT hosts The Jason Saenz Comedy Fundraiser at Source at 7:30pm. ($20)

Test your lie detector skills at Perfect Liars Club at Bier Baron Tavern at 7:30pm. ($15)

DC Improv hosts an open mic at 7:30pm.

Head to Wonderland Ballroom if you need some Comedic Relief tonight at 7:30pm.

Dock FC hosts an open mic tonight at 8pm.

If you like comedy and pie, head to Dangerously Delicious for the Upper Crust Comedy Show at 8pm.

Underground Comedy’s weekly showcases at Rí Rá Irish Pub and The Big Hunt happen every Wednesday at 8pm.

U Don’t Kno Jack happens every Wednesday at Town Tavern at 8pm.

Benito Skinner performs his show Overcompensating at DC Improv at 9:30pm. ($25)

Cabin Comedy hosts After Party Comedy at Saint Arnold’s on Jefferson every Wednesday at 10pm.

Happy Hour Comedy happens every Thursday at Cafe Saint-Ex at 6pm.

See comedians perform Comedy as a Second Language at Busboys and Poets Takoma at 7pm and 9pm. ($10–$20)

Cabin Comedy hosts Comedy in the Abbey every Thursday at St. Arnold’s Cleveland Park at 7pm.

WIT’s FIST continues tonight at Source at 7:30pm and 9:30pm. ($15)

The Pinch Hitters Thursday Showcase is tonight at 7:30pm at The Pinch. ($5)

Three Guys On does a live recording of their podcast at Drafthouse at 7:30pm.

681 Cocktail and Whiskey Lounge hosts a DC Comedy Showcase at 7:30pm. ($15)

Tim Dillon headlines at DC Improv at 7:30pm. ($17)

Laughter is the best medicine at Thursday Night Therapy at The Airedale at 8pm. ($5)

City Winery hosts The Pump and Dump Show at 8pm. ($30–$45)

Adams Morgan Comedy Night is every Thursday at 8pm at Town Tavern.

Underground Comedy hosts a weekly local stand-up showcases every Thursday at Reliable Tavern and The Big Hunt at 8pm.

Alex Powers headlines at DC Comedy Loft tonight at 8pm. ($15)

Dan St. Germain headlines at Drafthouse at 7pm and 9pm. ($20)

Head to Dojo for Press Play’s Power Hour at 7:30pm. ($10)

WIT’s FIST continues tonight at Source at 7:30pm and 9:30pm. ($15)

Dew Drop Inn hosts the Three Sheets Lecture Series at 7:30pm.

Habana Village Comedy Nights are every Friday at 7:30pm.

DC Improv hosts the DMV Comedy Showcase at 7:30pm and 9:45pm. ($17)

Adam Newman headlines at DC Comedy Loft tonight at 7:30pm and 9:45pm. ($17)

Tim Dillon headlines at DC Improv at 7:30pm and 9:45pm. ($20)

Big Duo Night features your favorite improv duos at Colony Club at 8pm.

Check out the DC Weekend Blues Comedy Showcase tonight at Columbia Station at 8pm. ($10–$20)

Underground Comedy presents their weekly stand-up showcases at The Big Hunt tonight at 8pm and 9:45pm. ($20)

Malcolm Hatchett headlines in the DC Comedy Loft cellar tonight at 8pm. ($20)

Head to Black Cat for Church Night at 9pm. ($12)

Improv at Dojo features some of DC’s top improv groups every Friday at 9pm. ($10)

Check out the DC Comedy Showcase at Comedy Club DC at 9:15pm. ($10)

DC’s top (and probably only) bagel talk show, Stacey With a Side of Schmear, is back at Dojo at 10:30pm. ($10)

Weekly open-mic, Attack of the Comics, is at Drafthouse at 10:45pm.

Capital Laughs hosts The Booty Call, a late-night open mic, at DC Comedy Loft at 11:30pm.

Underground Comedy hosts a free late-night stand-up showcase every Friday at The Big Hunt at 11:30pm.

Comedy Walks combines comedy with outside today at 2pm. ($20)

Social Capital Mash mashes up all your favorite DC improvisers at Dojo at 6pm. ($10)

The Growing Up Black Comedy Show is tonight at 12 Twelve at 7pm. ($20)

Dan St. Germain headlines at Drafthouse at 7pm and 9pm. ($20)

Tim Dillon headlines at DC Improv at 7pm and 9:30pm. ($20)

Greg Gutfeld is at Warner Theater at 7pm. ($33–$53)

WIT’s FIST continues tonight at Source at 7:30pm and 9:30pm. ($15)

Brick Penguin performs their first sketch show of the year at Dojo at 7:30pm and 9pm. ($10)

Stephanie Kinsella hosts Level Up Ladies Comedy Show at Dew Drop Inn at 7:30pm. ($10)

Malcolm Hatchett headlines in the DC Comedy Loft cellar tonight at 7:30pm and 9:45pm. ($20)

Adam Newman headlines at DC Comedy Loft tonight at 7:30pm and 9:45pm. ($17)

The Ring Leader Comedy Show is tonight at DC Comedy Club at 8pm. ($15)

Check out the DC Weekend Blues Comedy Showcase tonight at Columbia Station at 8pm. ($10–$20)

Underground Comedy presents their weekly stand-up showcases at The Big Hunt tonight at 8pm and 9:45pm. ($20)

See Dojo’s teachers perform what they know at Final Faculty VII at 10:30pm. ($10)

Underground Comedy hosts a free late-night stand-up showcase every Saturday at The Big Hunt at 11:30pm.

Comedy Walks combines comedy with outside today at 2pm. ($20)

WIT’s FIST continues tonight at Source at 5:30pm and 7:30pm. ($15)

Capital Laughs’ SEx at 6 stand-up showcase happens every Sunday at 6pm at Cafe Saint-Ex.

Mormon and the Meth-Head are at Reliable Tavern at 7pm. ($15)

Drafthouse hosts Sober Sundays at 7pm. ($10)

Adam Newman headlines at DC Comedy Loft tonight at 7pm. ($17)

Underground Comedy hosts their weekly showcase at Wonderland Ballroom at 8pm.

Get your laughs in!

Bloom into spring yourself by checking out some amazing DC comedy.

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