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This week in DC Comedy
Some highlights from District Comedians this week: Big Bear has a comedy night, Red Bear has comedy wars, and there are no other bear locales, so I’m done listing things now.
The Eaton‘s Monday FunDay features live comey at 7:30pm.
Smith Commons hosts Live in the Loft every Monday at 8pm.
Definitely Real Comedy hosts Humans Telling Jokes at Moreland’s Tavern at 8pm.
Union Stage has Jokes on Tap tonight at 8pm.
Your fave anti-Monday show, The Comedy Shuffle, is at Bier Baron Tavern at 8pm.
Story District hosts He Said, She Said, They Said at Black Cat at 7:30pm. ($20)
Harold Night features four WIT Harold teams at 8pm and 9pm every Tuesday at Source.
High Frequency Humor hosts Comedy Night at Big Bear Cafe at 8pm. ($8)
12twelve Lounge turns into the Tuesday Night Comedy Lounge every Tuesday at 8pm. ($5)
The Comedy Block hosts Pass the Mic in the DC Comedy Loft cellar every Tuesday at 8pm.
Phil & a Mic showcases local stand-ups every Tuesday at DC Comedy Loft at 8:30pm.
Check out local comedians at The Pinch‘s stand-up open mic every Tuesday at 8:45pm.
See who wins the DMV Comedy Wars at Red Bear Brewing at 7:30pm.
Head to UPROAR at 8pm for some Sassy Laughs.
Catch the DC Comedy Loft Showcase every Wednesday at 8pm.
Underground Comedy’s weekly showcases at Rí Rá Irish Pub and The Big Hunt happen every Wednesday at 8pm.
U Don’t Kno Jack happens every Wednesday at Town Tavern at 8pm.
LIT’s House Comics Show is onstage tonight at DCAC at 8pm. ($12)
See your favorite weirdo comedy show, Comedy Potluck, at Wonderland Ballroom at 8:30pm.
See the International Comedy Showcase at Drafthouse at 5:30pm and 8:30pm. ($10–$15)
Happy Hour Comedy happens every Thursday at Cafe Saint-Ex at 6pm.
WIT’s Road Show features a mix of indie and house teams at DCAC at 7:30pm. ($15)
Get your dose of Couples Therapy at DC Improv at 7:30pm. ($12)
Paul Virzi headlines at DC Improv at 7:30pm. ($20)
Laughter is the best medicine at Thursday Night Therapy at The Airedale at 8pm. ($5)
Adams Morgan Comedy Night is every Thursday at 8pm at Town Tavern.
Underground Comedy hosts a weekly local stand-up showcases every Thursday at Reliable Tavern and The Big Hunt at 8pm.
See the International Comedy Showcase at Drafthouse at 7pm and 9pm. ($20)
Jade Catta-Preta headlines in the DC Comedy Loft cellar tonight at 7pm and 9:30pm. ($20)
Improv at Dojo features some of DC’s top improv groups every Friday at 7:30pm and 9pm. ($10)
WIT’s Road Show features a mix of indie and house teams at DCAC at 7:30pm and 9:30pm. ($15)
Habana Village host Femme Friday tonight at 7:30pm.
DC Improv hosts the DMV Comedy Showcase at 7:30pm and 9:45pm. ($17)
The Hodgetwins headline at DC Comedy Loft tonight at 7:30pm and 10:30pm. ($30–$55)
Paul Virzi headlines at DC Improv at 7:30pm and 9:45pm. ($20)
See General Shaw’s Chicken Comedy Showcase at Shaw’s Tavern at 8pm. ($15)
Joe Zimmerman headlines at The Big Hunt tonight at 8pm and 9:45pm. ($20)
Head to Harry’s for Laugh Right Comedy Night at 8:30pm. ($10)
Improvised murder mystery show Who Did It? is at Dojo tonight at 10:30pm. ($10)
Weekly open-mic, Attack of the Comics, is at Drafthouse at 10:45pm.
Capital Laughs hosts The Booty Call, a late-night open mic, at DC Comedy Loft at 11:30pm.
Underground Comedy hosts a free late-night stand-up showcase every Friday at The Big Hunt at 11:30pm.
The Dojo Comedy 12-Hour Marathon starts today at 12pm and runs into tomorrow! ($12–$45)
Comedy Walks combines comedy with outside today at 2pm. ($20)
Get your fill of Bottomless Laughs at The Ugly Mug at 3pm.
The Hodgetwins headline at DC Comedy Loft tonight at 6pm. ($30–$55)
See the International Comedy Showcase at Drafthouse at 7pm and 9pm. ($20)
DC Improv hosts the DMV Comedy Showcase at 7pm and 9:20pm. ($20)
Jade Catta-Preta headlines in the DC Comedy Loft cellar tonight at 7pm and 9:30pm. ($20)
Paul Virzi headlines at DC Improv at 7pm and 9:30pm. ($20)
Vir Das headlines at The Kennedy Center at 7pm. ($29–$45)
WIT’s Road Show features a mix of indie and house teams at DCAC at 7:30pm and 9:30pm. ($15)
If you need to laugh about Game of Thrones, for once, head to Solid State Books for We Have No Ygrittes at 8pm. ($8)
Capital Laughs hosts 14th & Funny at Cafe Saint-Ex at 8pm.
Live from NY is, misleadingly, live from DC at Colony Club at 8pm. ($10)
Joe Zimmerman headlines at The Big Hunt tonight at 8pm and 9:45pm. ($20)
The Silly Saturdays Taurus Takeover Comedy Jam is happening at Karma at 9pm. ($25)
Three Guys On hosts their weekly comedy showcase at Drafthouse at 10:45pm.
Underground Comedy hosts a free late-night stand-up showcase every Saturday at The Big Hunt at 11:30pm.
Comedy Walks combines comedy with outside today at 2pm. ($20)
Spend Exactly 67 Minutes with an Unstable American Musician at Drafthouse at 2pm. ($20)
Capital Laughs’ SEx at 6 stand-up showcase happens every Sunday at 6pm at Cafe Saint-Ex.
Paul Virzi headlines at DC Improv at 7pm. ($20)
WIT’s Road Show features a mix of indie and house teams at DCAC at 7:30pm. ($15)
Comedy-ish Productions presents the Chocolate City Comedy Show at Drafthouse at 7:30pm. ($20)
Underground Comedy hosts their weekly showcase at Wonderland Ballroom at 8pm.
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